Peguam di Malaysia tak (di)tembak orang.

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Ada negara lain, benda macam tu betul-betul berlaku.

Kita di Malaysia ni nasib baik. Lawyers are mostly civil. Kalau 'tembak' masa hujah pun, paling parah:

"...With the utmost respect to my learned friend, the position so confidently advanced is, regrettably, without basis in law."

But Mr. Crowhurst - my butler / bodyguard / research assistant - tetap berjaga-jaga.

So nampak je pelik sikit dalam hujahan bertulis?

Keluarlah Tray-Shield fancy dia.