Peguam nak pasang gigi siung.

Last year, I met my dentist for braces. She was too nice to me.

So I said: 'Jangan jaga perasaan saya, doc. Jaw senget ke, gigi gila ke - cakap.'

Dia agak terkejut. I stared, then realized:

1. Profesional lain cakap agak berlapik dengan klien.
2. Peguam, tak selalu. Kita susah ambil arahan, kalau nak jaga hati sangat.

Now my dentist dah biasa perangai saya. So I like testing her limits. Usaha terkini: "...Doc, you *know* I need vampire fangs."

(Belum berjaya.)