Semalam I beli dua salmon. Hari ni butler I, Crowhurst, tengah ajar techniques.

Biasanya I airfry my salmon straight from the freezer. Then maybe dump it in butter lemon sauce.

But now it's intentional, stoic. Distinguished. Aura dapur bangsawan.

- "Sir, first we pat the salmon dry. Moisture is the enemy of dignity."
- "Salmon skin-side down. Discipline, Sir."
- "Tilt the pan. Spoon the butter. Persuasion, not violence."
- "Fragrance. The herbs go last, Sir."

I angguk. Maaf, wahai salmonku.